kiss and tell

Writing Challenge, Day 5

Conversation between Bryan and Ryan.

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bi_ologist: So was he big?

bry0625: What?

bi_ologist: In your dream. This Allan person, does he know our sister Dakota Fanning?

bry0625: LOL!

'Ba malay ko noh. Didn't I tell you he was wearing basketball shorts?

bi_ologist: Ah.

Yeah... I forgot about that detail...

bry0625: Because I specifically asked you to forget that I told you about it!

bi_ologist: Ayyy...

Ang labo mo, Neng!

You just gave me a detail I was supposed to forget.

LOL!

bry0625: Ugh. :-(

Fuck. Shet ka and your questions.

bi_ologist: Does he know our unclie Felix Bakat though?

bry0625: Ryan!

bi_ologist: Mwahahaha! :-P

bry0625: Forget everything!

bi_ologist: Duh!

How can anyone forget something like that?

It's like Xerex!

Wait, may baklaan ba sa Xerex? I forget.

Anyway

It's like a Blake Harper movie!

Shet.

bry0625: Who's Blake Harper?

bi_ologist: OMG!

You don't know who Blake Harper is?

He's only, like, the hottest porn star!

Gahd!

bry0625: Hotter than Kurt Young?

bi_ologist: Hm...

Well... next to Kurt Young, I guess...

bry0625: I love Kurt Young!

Speaking of, you still have my VHS. Bring it the next time we meet okay?

bi_ologist: Wow.

Bry, there's this new thing called a VCD?

Kindly research about it okay?

bry0625: Shet ka.

bi_ologist: Shet ka rin.

And you call yourself working for a tech company?

Besides, who needs porn?

Your dream is more jerk-worthy.

bry0625: Ew!

bi_ologist: You should write it down.

I need a hard copy anyway.

Ehem. Hard.

LOL!

bry0625: Shet ka.

bi_ologist: Fine.

I'll write it down.

Then I'll post it in the Web.

bry0625: Potah ka Ryan...

bi_ologist: Maybe I should post to that Yahoogroup I'm in.

bry0625: Ryan!

bi_ologist has signed out.