parade of the nations

Just got to read this entry from McVie's blog, which -- like him -- made my day. Well, this and Kris Allen's supposedly good performance in American Idol's Grand Ole Opry night. Hehe. *swoon*

(Especially today, when symptoms of colds/flu seem to be setting in. Ugh. Aagain, fingers crossed that this is not something worse.)

The lines in the original post were added further in the comments section. The ones below -- supposedly the complete list -- is from someone named Alen.

Funny, I used to remember a different version for Malaysia ("malay mo, malay ko, malay nating lahat..."). And there was something for Pakistan ("paki mo, paki ko, paki nating lahat..."). ;-) Anyhoo, these are way cooler.

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Beauties of Asia and the Pacific:

• Boom! Kabum! Kablam!...AFGHANISTAN!
• Harutan, Laplapan, Ariputan…JAPAN!
• Mula sa lupa na kulang ang bigas, sandamakmak na mandurugas…PILIPINAS!
• King Kong, Kangkong, Korikong…HONG KONG!
• (Acting as Mongoloid) Eeehhh aaahhhh…MONGOLIA!
• Saan ang gimik? Sa Megamall or sa Glorietta?...SAMOA!
• Red Tea, Green Tea, Iced Tea…TAHITI!
• Ako ay bonggang-bongga, Walang kasing bongga, from…TONGA!
• Amnesia, Anesthesia...INDONESIA!
• One little, Two little, Three little…INDIA!
• Singaone, Singatwo, Singathree...SINGAPORE
• Taifour, Taithree, Taitwo...TAIWAN!
• Tama ako, tama ka, tama tayong lahat...MALAYSIA!
• Aray ko po, aray ko po, wag nyo po akong saktan...KAZAKHSTAN!
• Parang Spam, Brick Ham, at Chinese Ham…ako ay malinamnam...VIETNAM!
• Hindi na In, Hindi na Sikat, eh ano sya?... LAOS!
• Move over Lutong Bahay…Here comes Lutong…MACAU!

Beauties of Europe:

• EDSA, Ayala, Buendia…ESPAÑA!
• Alms…spare me a piece of bread…I am...HUNGARY!
• Mula sa bansa na unang nagpauso ng po, opo, at mano po…POLAND
• One way, two way, there’s no other way...NORWAY!
• Seduce me…I’m not Amy Perez, I’m Amy…AUSTRIA!
• Palagi na lang ako…ako…ako...MONACO!
• Taliba, Tiktik, People’s Tonight…BULGARIA!

Beauties of the Americas:

• Baha doon, baha dito, baha sa buong mundo...BAHAMAS!
• Ola! Areola! Arinola! Kaserola!...VENEZUELA!
• Mula sa Bayan ng mapupulang Gumamela…GUATEMALA!
• Tang ina mo wag kang pasaway...PARAGUAY!
• Anna Karenina, Flor De Luna…ARGENTINA!
• Ako po ang nawawalang kapatid ni Majah Salvador at Phillip Salvador…EL SALVADOR!
• I'm sorry Sir, I'm sorry Ma'am...SURINAME!

Beauties of Africa:

• Hindi sa akin, hindi sa yo, kanino sya?...KENYA!
• Alin…alin…alin ang naiba. Isipin kung alin ang…naiba…NAMIBIA!
• (Ala Nora Aunor) Isang beses ko lang sasabihin ito…hindi ako si Bembol Roco…MOROCCO!
• From the land where nobody is less than nor greater than…SUDAN!
• Ako po ay maganda, saksakan ng ganda, putang ina ang ganda from...UGANDA!