Wednesday, February 08, 2006

porn-ucopia, part 2

The DVDs I bought last week are busted. Or at least, they don't work play in my DVD player, which is weird cos it's supposed to play all regions or something. What's weirder is that it runs OK on the seller's player (yes, apparently they DO test porn videos for all the world to see, much to my embarassment). Hmm. I've yet to try if it works in DVD-ROM though as I don't have one, then probably just reburn those damn vids.

Meanwhile, I texted my suking pornographer if he has latest VCD titles (mabitin daw ba? HAHAHA!). Not surprisingly he does have lots of new ones, and I'll probably order next week come pay day. Hehe. It's probably a year since I last ordered from him but hopefully he'll give me a discount. ^_^

As always, after he texted the latest titles, I went online to check out the product details and possible reviews at TLA Video. It has been my system since I started ordering videos. I have limited budget after all, so I have to make sure I get the best (or at the very least, what looks to be the best, based solely on [mostly] droolable video covers). Besides, a quite extensive video collection helps one to make sweeping generalizations based on the studio who produced the film, or the stars in the film.

For instance, my "good buys" usually fall in at least one of the following categories:

  • Produced by Falcon Studios or its affiliates (Jocks, Mustang, Falcon International)
  • Directed by Chi Chi LaRue
  • Stars any of the top 10 porn stars -- including Blake Harper, Jason Branch, or Jason Ridge.

Then there're the following realizations:

  • Videos directed by Kristen Bjorn feature men having multiple orgasms, which is amazing considering they shoot plenty of loads after every 20 minutes.
  • Videos featuring European twinks/hunks have practically no dialogue (you hear moans and groans instead). One may either think it's too fake or damn they must be really enjoying what they do -- despite the fact that most Euro stars are gay-for-pay (that means you, Bel Ami boys). Oh, and they are very role-versatile.
  • On the other hand, American porn (especially those produced by Catalina in its heyday) have very cheesy dialogue. And cheesy plotlines that, once you get used to it, can be really tittilating. ^_^
  • Lukas Kazan/Sarava Productions produces porn flicks based on great literary masterpieces. Who would ever think there's gayness in Giovanni Boccaccio's Decameron?
  • All Worlds Video is the epitome of Hollywood porn, since they always have a spoof to the latest pop culture phenomena. Yes, there is indeed a gay porn titled Dawson's Crack. Other titles include Rear Factor, A Beautiful Behind, and Desperate Husbands.

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