rumor has it...

...that the Gingerbread Man was not able to move up our corporate ladder because he was wrongfully accussed of a certain "crime" he didn't commit. Tsk. Instead, he was beaten to it by a certain "Bob" who likes his apples diced. Wait. Bob will probably dice his apples himself cos that's how proactive he is. *snerk* Aww for Ginger. Of course, most of us know who exactly to blame don't we? Ooh. Reminds me to take painkillers and alcohol.

...that first-office-crush (FOC) is not really our average bisexual next door after all. Apparently, his profile in that gay online dating site was set up by another person -- his pics were probably taken off Friendster. So there. Good news is I won't have to worry about the whole "feelings" thing. *rolls eyes* Yay. Then again, my skeptic self is still raising an eyebrow regarding the whole brouhaha. As in the "yeah right" type eybrow raise.

...that a bitchy secretary/assistant/whatever-she-calls-herself-these-days has landed a job overseas as some marketing expert, even though I highly doubt she has that expertise, considering I know her as a mere hotel booker, and that most of her "ideas" come from... uh, our team? Argh. Owelz. Yay -- in the good-riddance sense. Heh. Not that I have something against her personally (bless thy sister connection!). I just want to diss her cos she's... diss-able. And cos she looks like a maid.

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Incidentally (or not -- I'm not that creative in writing blog titles), I watched Jennifer Aniston's Rumor Has It... a couple of days ago with my CCBFs (call-center bading friends). We're supposed to watch Jarhead, just to watch Jake Gyllenhaal in that Santa thong but decided the last minute we're not into war movies that night. ^_^ Anyhoo, at least we get to see Steve Sandvoss and Mark Ruffalo. ^_^ And Shirley MacLaine rocks!